“Hey, what’s up?” he said
Does he know he’s going to be dead?
Because he used “that” word
Now I must kill this turd.
She does the duck-face every time
Oh that’s a serious crime
She’s committed a photography evil
Now I must kill this girl.
He’s bought a packet of chips to eat
But he’s thrown the empty packet on the street
Will somebody give me a hand?
For now I must kill this man.
My pre-pubescent next-door neighbour
Listens to Rebecca Quack and Justin Gayber
She’s a disgrace!! Not a music lover
Now I must kill her.
Someone in the house has used my spoon
“Death shall strike you soon. Very soon”
Touching my belongings evokes so much hate
Now I must kill the roommate.