Why did we come today?

All around me are sleepy eyes

And distracted minds.

Today we are all criminals

Being bad and wasting our time


There’s a rumbling in my gut

As we sit on dirty wooden planks

Sharing mindless chatter

But also learning with each other.


Suddenly angels hum in the background

And the walls start vibrating

The scene before me is a dizzying image of underground studio lights

Oh, this is a wonderful kind of education.