Why did we come today?
All around me are sleepy eyes
And distracted minds.
Today we are all criminals
Being bad and wasting our time
There’s a rumbling in my gut
As we sit on dirty wooden planks
Sharing mindless chatter
But also learning with each other.
Suddenly angels hum in the background
And the walls start vibrating
The scene before me is a dizzying image of underground studio lights
Oh, this is a wonderful kind of education.